Macho Man Randy Savage has gone to the top of the cage with Miss Elizabeth. It's a shoot. He had a grabber and lost control of his car. Hulk Hogan rap album found in stereo skipping on "BRA-BRA-BRA-BRA-" Jake the Snake cleared of any wrongdoing. Undertaker vows to resurrect his bones to fight at Hell in the Cell in Miami Beach. Ric Flair celebrated the news with an ill-timed "WOOOOOO!" and began bleeding from a cut on his back.
Hogan's only comment: "We got him."
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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