Macho Man Randy Savage has gone to the top of the cage with Miss Elizabeth. It's a shoot. He had a grabber and lost control of his car. Hulk Hogan rap album found in stereo skipping on "BRA-BRA-BRA-BRA-" Jake the Snake cleared of any wrongdoing. Undertaker vows to resurrect his bones to fight at Hell in the Cell in Miami Beach. Ric Flair celebrated the news with an ill-timed "WOOOOOO!" and began bleeding from a cut on his back.
Hogan's only comment: "We got him."
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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