EnchanterX 2.0, submitted by nameless simpleton. If you're tired of yelling "VAS ORT GRAV!" and then fizzling out, realize that you just don't have the right software to cast magical spells. EnchanterX 2.0, which requires 512 megs of mana (ha ha, what a joke), apparently displays fruity animated patterns and plays sounds. The combination of this multimedia presentation will give you the ability to CAST MAGICAL SPELLS, all of which sound like chapters in a self-help book. How does it work? Through the wonders of radionic energy, which is perfectly legit I bet.
Is this starting to sound like the Force from Star Wars? Well, in a way, it is a little like the Force, or an energy field made up of all living things. It surrounds us. It binds us. It connects us. But unlike a Jedi, we really can’t utilize this energy for our own purposes...Or can we?
At only $97 dollars, you'd be a fool now to buy this "Scientifically Developed Spell Casting Software."
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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