What do board games and road signs have in common? Easy: Both recently became Photoshop-fodder for the SA Forum Goons! OK, you might say, after you finish slapping yourself for missing such an easy question, but why? Well, after the Battleship movie was revealed to be a thing that actually exists, people realized that anything that's easily recognizable could become a Hollywood property, no matter how seemingly dumb and uncinematic!

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