Two great flavors in one! The creamy "create slogans that aren't very effective" with a chocolate coating of "spoofing Microsoft's new ad campaign" and you get todays Goldmine. I'm going to be reading The Order of the Phoenix while you check out the goldmine, and I'll tell you if anyone dies on the last page. Promise.

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