Tampon Crafts, submitted by Tommy Boy. Women are beautiful and terrifying creatures, like wild horses or ghosts, and nothing makes them more terrifying than the blood they shoot out of their private holes. One website (I mean this one) has turned the serious business of blocking that shooting blood into a new form of arts and crafts.
Hanukkah - festival of lights, now the festival of feminine hygiene. Pull up on the "wicks" to light these menorah candles.
Ahhh! This is probably the least terrifying of the inventions. Why don't they make their next project out of spent reactor rods or nerve gas cannisters or something?! These ladies are playing with fire. Private hole fire! They even have plans for earrings made out of b-b-bloody tampons!
You can't see me right now but I am crying and puking at the same time.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.