Tampon Crafts, submitted by Tommy Boy. Women are beautiful and terrifying creatures, like wild horses or ghosts, and nothing makes them more terrifying than the blood they shoot out of their private holes. One website (I mean this one) has turned the serious business of blocking that shooting blood into a new form of arts and crafts.
Hanukkah - festival of lights, now the festival of feminine hygiene. Pull up on the "wicks" to light these menorah candles.
Ahhh! This is probably the least terrifying of the inventions. Why don't they make their next project out of spent reactor rods or nerve gas cannisters or something?! These ladies are playing with fire. Private hole fire! They even have plans for earrings made out of b-b-bloody tampons!
You can't see me right now but I am crying and puking at the same time.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.