Tampon Crafts, submitted by Tommy Boy. Women are beautiful and terrifying creatures, like wild horses or ghosts, and nothing makes them more terrifying than the blood they shoot out of their private holes. One website (I mean this one) has turned the serious business of blocking that shooting blood into a new form of arts and crafts.

Hanukkah - festival of lights, now the festival of feminine hygiene. Pull up on the "wicks" to light these menorah candles.

Ahhh! This is probably the least terrifying of the inventions. Why don't they make their next project out of spent reactor rods or nerve gas cannisters or something?! These ladies are playing with fire. Private hole fire! They even have plans for earrings made out of b-b-bloody tampons!

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