Tampon Crafts, submitted by Tommy Boy. Women are beautiful and terrifying creatures, like wild horses or ghosts, and nothing makes them more terrifying than the blood they shoot out of their private holes. One website (I mean this one) has turned the serious business of blocking that shooting blood into a new form of arts and crafts.
Hanukkah - festival of lights, now the festival of feminine hygiene. Pull up on the "wicks" to light these menorah candles.
Ahhh! This is probably the least terrifying of the inventions. Why don't they make their next project out of spent reactor rods or nerve gas cannisters or something?! These ladies are playing with fire. Private hole fire! They even have plans for earrings made out of b-b-bloody tampons!
You can't see me right now but I am crying and puking at the same time.
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.