Celebrity Buttplugs, submitted by Ulta. Paris Hilton, Mel Gibson and President George W. Bush have been paid the greatest honor possible: they have become butt plugs.
People say DUBYA's got his head up his butt, now you can find out what it's like to have it up yours! 5" high and 3 1/2" from ear to ear (flared for ultimate anal amusement) GEORGE DUBYA TUSH will have you standing at attention and saluting the flag while he roots around for that pesky WMD (Wildly Messy Defecation)!
No one is ever going to stick one of these things up their ass unless the Brooklyn Bagger serial rapist manages to work them into his routine. These are designed so the nerdy liberal or Paris Hilton hater can turn to his stoner buddies and say "guess who I have a butt plug of?!".
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The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
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