Breath Capture, submitted by Abraham. Now you can, um, preserve the smell of a loved one's breath with this exciting device. How does it work? I don't even want to know. The important thing is I'm sure it can be co-opted for all manner of horrible uses, such as collecting farts for a gallery. I suppose you could also have this thing suck in some gasoline odor and huff it every so often too. Really, as stupid as those things are, they make a lot more sense than wanting to preserve somebody's breath.
Everyone is born with it. A desire to be near the ones we care about most. And we find ways to remember them when they're away. A lock of hair. Letters. An old photo. And now there's Breath Capture™. Capture the breath of a loved one or friend and keep them close. Forever.
BREATHE INTO MY VIAL, GRANDMA! I MUST PRESERVE YOUR ESSENCE FOREVER.
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