Jones Soda is known for making odd flavored beverages that generally sound pretty unpalatable. The Something Awful Forum Goons are also generally pretty good at bad taste. This week these two forces come together to create some truly nauseating (and inspiring) new flavors that you'll want to keep as far from your mouth as humanly possible.
TheJoker138 starts us off by laughing in the face of tragedy.
Lsnewton has been trying to unload these things for years.
Such impeccable craftsmanship! No doubt Twisted Echidna hails from the Nordic highlands.
Robotic T-Rex is responsible for this engineering marvel.
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Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!