How to roll a blunt, submitted by Novocaine. You know what? Screw it. I'm not going to lie. The whole point of this ALOD is to show you this image:
Look at that. Look at it. Isn't that the goddamn classiest thing you've ever seen? Too bad the rest of the page is devoted to pictures like this (which is either a shot of the inside of a blunt or possibly a sneak look at Oprah Winfrey's bush):
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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