How to roll a blunt, submitted by Novocaine. You know what? Screw it. I'm not going to lie. The whole point of this ALOD is to show you this image:
Look at that. Look at it. Isn't that the goddamn classiest thing you've ever seen? Too bad the rest of the page is devoted to pictures like this (which is either a shot of the inside of a blunt or possibly a sneak look at Oprah Winfrey's bush):
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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