How to roll a blunt, submitted by Novocaine. You know what? Screw it. I'm not going to lie. The whole point of this ALOD is to show you this image:
Look at that. Look at it. Isn't that the goddamn classiest thing you've ever seen? Too bad the rest of the page is devoted to pictures like this (which is either a shot of the inside of a blunt or possibly a sneak look at Oprah Winfrey's bush):
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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