How to roll a blunt, submitted by Novocaine. You know what? Screw it. I'm not going to lie. The whole point of this ALOD is to show you this image:
Look at that. Look at it. Isn't that the goddamn classiest thing you've ever seen? Too bad the rest of the page is devoted to pictures like this (which is either a shot of the inside of a blunt or possibly a sneak look at Oprah Winfrey's bush):
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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