Some music fans don't care much for the likes of BT and Tiesto, because they consider them egotistical jerks, or uninspired composers, or hapless players in a fascist conspiracy. But for all their faults, real or imagined, at least these DJs don't impose their mixes on people unless they've gathered at a place where they might reasonably expect to hear dance music. The SA Forum Goons dedicated this thread to the insensitive brutes who seek out tragedy-devastated settings, set up their turntables, and start spinning -- not because they're hoping to lift people's spirits using the healing powers of rhythms and movement, but because they're just basically assholes.
A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.