Some music fans don't care much for the likes of BT and Tiesto, because they consider them egotistical jerks, or uninspired composers, or hapless players in a fascist conspiracy. But for all their faults, real or imagined, at least these DJs don't impose their mixes on people unless they've gathered at a place where they might reasonably expect to hear dance music. The SA Forum Goons dedicated this thread to the insensitive brutes who seek out tragedy-devastated settings, set up their turntables, and start spinning -- not because they're hoping to lift people's spirits using the healing powers of rhythms and movement, but because they're just basically assholes.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
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The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.