NEOSpeed204's Homepage, submitted by Mike. Hooray! After seeing this webpage, I started feeling violently ill again. I don't know how anybody could design a page this bad, much less stare at it for longer than six seconds. I dare you to. Beware, coward!

This is where I would normally copy and paste some text from the site. However, I am not currently able to read any of the text on the pages without projectile vomiting or developing a massive headache.

As I've said before, sometimes the strongest "anti-drug" message comes from those who are pro-drug.

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