NEOSpeed204's Homepage, submitted by Mike. Hooray! After seeing this webpage, I started feeling violently ill again. I don't know how anybody could design a page this bad, much less stare at it for longer than six seconds. I dare you to. Beware, coward!
This is where I would normally copy and paste some text from the site. However, I am not currently able to read any of the text on the pages without projectile vomiting or developing a massive headache.
As I've said before, sometimes the strongest "anti-drug" message comes from those who are pro-drug.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.