NEOSpeed204's Homepage, submitted by Mike. Hooray! After seeing this webpage, I started feeling violently ill again. I don't know how anybody could design a page this bad, much less stare at it for longer than six seconds. I dare you to. Beware, coward!
This is where I would normally copy and paste some text from the site. However, I am not currently able to read any of the text on the pages without projectile vomiting or developing a massive headache.
As I've said before, sometimes the strongest "anti-drug" message comes from those who are pro-drug.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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