Fast Eddie's Fast Links!, submitted by David. Who likes colors? Fast Eddie likes colors! Fast Eddie also likes links! Tons of 'em! Pile on the links! Heap on the colors, Fast Eddie! I'm a big boy! Shovel those links and colors down my wretched, undeserving throat, Fast Eddie! Fast Eddie also likes blinking animated gifs and crazy frames!
my front page will not install so can not edit until I get the problem fixed going on vaca for a week
You read that? Fast Eddie can't get his webpage program working so in the meantime he's going on "vaca" for a week! In Spanish "vaca" means "cow"! Fast Eddie likes doin' the nasty with cows! One time a cow kicked Fast Eddie in the face, leaving him colorblind! Fast Eddie hopes you suffer the same fate after visiting his website! Fast Eddie's slogan should be, "my website is like having sex with cows!" Rock on, Fast Eddie!
Angry and hopeless Trump voters take heart: there is a man who is out for justice for America.
People can't stop talking about this Donald Trump character. He's said a lot of crude and hateful things over the years, and demonstrated a tremendous lack of judgment, discipline and decency. If you ask me, he's not fit to be our president. In fact, he's not even fit to be mayor of Buffoontown.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.