The K.A.P, submitted by Colin. White trash + WebTV = this.

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The K.A.P. started out as the Prez, and the Professor. It has now grown worldwide. So don't even think about fuckin' wit us. Sam (albino bitch) andI started the K.A.P. and recruited many members. We first started out crazy as fuck. We did little shit, like harassing people like Pixy Grace, and Tinkerted. Now we fuck with everyone. So step the fuck back and recognize before we put our foot in your ass bitch.

You don't know what the K.A.P. is? Well fuck you. You'll never know unless we fuck your mom and stamp K.A.P. on her forehead. Then you'll know what the K.A.P. is about. We're all about fuckin' with you, cuz we don't give a shit about anything.

Instead of spreading their idiocy over five HTML pages, perhaps they should've just written, "WE'RE A BUNCH OF INBRED MORONS WHO THINK WE'RE HIP BECAUSE WE ONCE SAW EMINEM ON 'ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT'. MAKE SURE YOU GIVE US ADVANCE NOTICE WHEN VISITING OUR TRAILER PARK BECAUSE WE'LL NEED TIME TO PULL UP OUR PANTS BEFORE ANSWERING THE DOOR."

Out of the four morons in that picture, how many would you guess have made repeat appearances on "The Jerry Springer show"? I would guess all of them, especially that androgynous creature on the middle left. WERD!

PS: Be sure to check out the page where they list all their email addys and reveal they're not even competent enough to make links correctly. That must be part of the "hardcore gangstah" inside of them, dissin' da HTML man! DOPE!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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