Submitted by Paris W.
He's one funky cat who don't care where your credit's at. He's gonna finance your car, and that's a fact, Jack. He's the credit-extendin'-est, loan-makin'-est, rap-ruinin'-est, Weird-Al-Yankovic-lookin'-est jive soul brother you'll ever meet; he's gonna get your girl between his sheets, give her a fixed rate loan and then slip her the meat. He is The Credit Mackdaddy. Can you dig it, sucka (specifically a hole to bury the entire cast alive in)?
Critics Corner, Abridged Version
"This is sooooo white."
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
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