Submitted by Paris W.
He's one funky cat who don't care where your credit's at. He's gonna finance your car, and that's a fact, Jack. He's the credit-extendin'-est, loan-makin'-est, rap-ruinin'-est, Weird-Al-Yankovic-lookin'-est jive soul brother you'll ever meet; he's gonna get your girl between his sheets, give her a fixed rate loan and then slip her the meat. He is The Credit Mackdaddy. Can you dig it, sucka (specifically a hole to bury the entire cast alive in)?
Critics Corner, Abridged Version
"This is sooooo white."
Internment Camp Queens Caught Scamming Extra Servings Of Water And Laying Around All Day In Government-Provided Housing
Trying to change history is a terrible mistake. Tearing down all of America's Hitler statues has left us confused about our nation's proud past.
Ben Garrison's Cartoons explained; Part 2!
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