Submitted by Paris W.
He's one funky cat who don't care where your credit's at. He's gonna finance your car, and that's a fact, Jack. He's the credit-extendin'-est, loan-makin'-est, rap-ruinin'-est, Weird-Al-Yankovic-lookin'-est jive soul brother you'll ever meet; he's gonna get your girl between his sheets, give her a fixed rate loan and then slip her the meat. He is The Credit Mackdaddy. Can you dig it, sucka (specifically a hole to bury the entire cast alive in)?
Critics Corner, Abridged Version
"This is sooooo white."
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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