Submitted by Paris W.
He's one funky cat who don't care where your credit's at. He's gonna finance your car, and that's a fact, Jack. He's the credit-extendin'-est, loan-makin'-est, rap-ruinin'-est, Weird-Al-Yankovic-lookin'-est jive soul brother you'll ever meet; he's gonna get your girl between his sheets, give her a fixed rate loan and then slip her the meat. He is The Credit Mackdaddy. Can you dig it, sucka (specifically a hole to bury the entire cast alive in)?
Critics Corner, Abridged Version
"This is sooooo white."
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!