Mistress Renet's House of Insanity, submitted by Evk D. "Insanity" doesn't even begin to fully describe this house of horrors. Any webpage devoted to "erotic" stories regarding the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is on its own level of horrid depravity altogether.

I swallowed as she started to lift the sweater, more from anxiety than anticipation. I lifted my arms, allowing her to pull it over my head. She tossed it to the floor, her eyes gleaming as she stared at my bared chest. A deadly silence followed. I closed my eyes waiting for her scream, but it never came.

"What...what are--"

"I'm a mutant." I said quietly. "A turtle."

If somebody ever finds a way to spread Anthrax over the Internet, please let me know. I've got a database full of victims, and this site pretty much heads up the list.

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign. TURTLE (sex) POWER!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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