Statesnames (a)R' US(E) as Legaliz, submitted by Ghastly Ashley. Whomever can find out what in the flying hell this page is all about wins a cookie. Everybody else gets to go blind and murder all nearby employees.

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Jesus X. Christ, and I thought l33t haX0rs had the worst text formatting and writing style out there. The nut who runs this page also gives you the opportunity to link to his page... for a mere $10-25 contribution! Since I'm sure the money will go to help a physician pump a few quarts of lithium into this guy's system, the donation is probably worth it. Sites like this just scare the hell out of me for some reason.

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