The Super Postal Workers, submitted by Deathy. Want to get REALLY pissed off by seeing what your hard-earned tax dollars are funding? Perhaps this professionally made Flash cartoon glorifying the United States Postal Service will help pull up all that bitter and acidic bile that's been accumulating in your stomach for the past four years. WARNING: excess amounts of stupidity lie inside this seemingly harmless link.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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