The Super Postal Workers, submitted by Deathy. Want to get REALLY pissed off by seeing what your hard-earned tax dollars are funding? Perhaps this professionally made Flash cartoon glorifying the United States Postal Service will help pull up all that bitter and acidic bile that's been accumulating in your stomach for the past four years. WARNING: excess amounts of stupidity lie inside this seemingly harmless link.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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