The Super Postal Workers, submitted by Deathy. Want to get REALLY pissed off by seeing what your hard-earned tax dollars are funding? Perhaps this professionally made Flash cartoon glorifying the United States Postal Service will help pull up all that bitter and acidic bile that's been accumulating in your stomach for the past four years. WARNING: excess amounts of stupidity lie inside this seemingly harmless link.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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