Lord Banana, submitted by Jared. What's that? You're jonesing for some more horrendous online comic strips? We at Something Awful hear your plea! Honestly this one is so ludicrous that I am tempted to believe that it's purposefully terrible, but if there's one thing I have learned, it's never to underestimate human stupidity.
Incredible! No wait, that's not the word I was thinking of. I can't say that word on a family website.
Ferguson's long arm of the law laments the latest cutback.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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