Lord Banana, submitted by Jared. What's that? You're jonesing for some more horrendous online comic strips? We at Something Awful hear your plea! Honestly this one is so ludicrous that I am tempted to believe that it's purposefully terrible, but if there's one thing I have learned, it's never to underestimate human stupidity.
Incredible! No wait, that's not the word I was thinking of. I can't say that word on a family website.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.