Lord Banana, submitted by Jared. What's that? You're jonesing for some more horrendous online comic strips? We at Something Awful hear your plea! Honestly this one is so ludicrous that I am tempted to believe that it's purposefully terrible, but if there's one thing I have learned, it's never to underestimate human stupidity.
Incredible! No wait, that's not the word I was thinking of. I can't say that word on a family website.
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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