Lord Banana, submitted by Jared. What's that? You're jonesing for some more horrendous online comic strips? We at Something Awful hear your plea! Honestly this one is so ludicrous that I am tempted to believe that it's purposefully terrible, but if there's one thing I have learned, it's never to underestimate human stupidity.
Incredible! No wait, that's not the word I was thinking of. I can't say that word on a family website.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.