Lord Banana, submitted by Jared. What's that? You're jonesing for some more horrendous online comic strips? We at Something Awful hear your plea! Honestly this one is so ludicrous that I am tempted to believe that it's purposefully terrible, but if there's one thing I have learned, it's never to underestimate human stupidity.
Incredible! No wait, that's not the word I was thinking of. I can't say that word on a family website.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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