THE CURCH OF CARNAGE, submitted by Roe Slade. Yes, that's correct, "Curch". This is the "Curch of Carnage." Hey, goths can dress up like idiots, why shouldn't they be able to spell like idiots too?
A pulsating void in my head blinding me from seeing love. Or was there any to begin with. Metal shards lick my flesh. I feel sick, a ripping pain in my stomach slices it in twain. Don't leave me alone. A pulsating void, Metal shards lick my flesh, Sick ripping pains in my stomach slices it in twain. Don't leave me alone.
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