Battleraps.com, submitted by . I don't know how many times I've said to myself, "if only I could participate in a freestyle-rapping duel, but without the inconvenience of having to actually talk or think quickly!" Well, my prayers have been answered, as Battleraps.com lets me hone my hardcore freestyle thug-rap skillz from the convenience of home. Here's a sample of a recent rap battle:
As I stand head to head, shit you said, u and your cult, gonna feel a jolt, in da form of a thunder bolt, hear come 100 million volts, I da best ya know, this is my ego, this is efficiency, also what u call me, here’s a quick reply, to preditor, like a drive by, you'll be quick to die, throw a pacifier in the babies mouth so he won't b###h and cry,time to battle the team, cause I'm on a roll like a poppy seed, flyer than the phili hockey team, don't falter, otherwise I find you at your wedding and f##k your wife at the alter, tie her with a halter, have her gagged with a gray bouquet, as the priest looks on with a camcorder, yelling the play by play, "oh shit now his dick is on her lips, with 5 fingers in her clit, Preditor wants to intervene but the faggots scared as shit, he knows JD’s insane and if he flips will slit his wrists, and spit lyrics with a flavor so crisp Frito Lays will get pissed"
Enjoy, and keep those fresh rhymes jumping!
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