FurBid, submitted by JGA. So you're hot and heavy into the "furry" scene, but don't know where to do to get your erotic animal porn? Don't fret, FurBid is here! Features such incredible items like the following:

This adorable canine plush (who looks like if Jenna & Steele from Balto had a kid) can be your most secretive intimate mount as he/she can sit and cover its secret or can stand proudly. Measuring over 9 inches tall, 8.5 inches long (not including the tail) and 4.inches wide this blue eyed baby is definately a working dog. Care to put him/her through a work out? I can insert all four fingers and this puppy can take over 5 inches in depth. As Bucky-Boy says this is "practicing a neat form of safe sex" (funky Dildo not included)


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