Jillian's Fart Diary, submitted by . Well... there's really not much more I can say. The title sums it all up fairly well. It's a diary. The diary is about farting. Any questions? I sure as hell hope not, because I'm not going to answer them.
1 Bathroom-just out of bed - Big, rotten eggs and sour milk
2 Bathroom-after peeing - Loud echo in bowl... same smell, followed by soft yellow dump with dark flecks.
3 Making breakfast - SBD... more of a swamp gas style...
4 At computer - SBD... rotten cabbage now
Only on the Internet, folks! You can all thank Al Gore, who is now spending all his free time farting and recording the stench.
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He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
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