S.V.H.S. Hardware & Software, submitted by Dr. Eldarion. Before you click on this link, turn your speakers up to maximum volume so that you may hear the amazing sound clip that really sets the stage for this wonderful web site. This Italian web design firm - I think, I'm not sure what they really do - has created a fabulous site full of easily understandable Italenglish, concise navigation and great graphics. By the way, it's fucking Opposites Day.


In this moment in Italy only.

Good thing they list that on their web site! Luckily for all of us non-Italians who are missing out on the hardware, "SOFTWARE IS ONE OF [THEIR] PRODUCTS." and they "provide all internet software." So get ready to initiate an interweb link to S.V.H.S., your one stop shop for all things interweb.

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