Tenchi Muyo and Pretty Sammy!, submitted by Dave. I thought it would be appropriate to celebrate Pretty Flower Industry's return to Something Awful with an awful Anime link for the day. Oh boy, is this one foul.

Aeka lookin all nice in the flowers Aeka looking left Aeka as a witch Mayuka and Aeka Aeka and Ryoko as "the claw" (actually "flying saucers" in Japan) dolls Ryoko and Aeka getting ready to fight Ryo-ohki:"Meowmeow meowmeow" Ayeka:"That is NOT a carrot!!!!" Princess Ayeka, self appointed fiancee of Tenchi... Ayeka: "Is it after school YET??" Ayeka: "Here use this...and by the way...my name is Ayeka...Remember! It's Ayeka!" Ryoko, Mihoshi, and Ayeka eating watermelon Aeka looks flustered while Ryoko watches

That's a fuckload of Aeka / Ayeka, folks! Fortunately, that seems to be the ONLY content on the site, as the rest are countless broken images, links, and eyesores which inspire death. There's also a guestbook somewhere in that mess, but I seem to have misplaced the link when my internal organs began to liquefy for the ninth consecutive time.

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