World Kwan International, submitted by Steve. Insane religion web sites are the best! Really, this one makes so little sense I find it difficult to describe to you, but unlike HP Lovecraft stumbling over ways to illustrate a giant monster, I am going to tell you about it. It seems to be a hodgepodge of Christian and Eastern beliefs because it mentions God and Satan and also has a bunch of words and symbols that I don't understand. Could be gibberish, but I'm blaming the Asians. There is also a big section devoted to the movie "The Fifth Element." Hey, I thought Leeloo was the 5th Element; what is this "Omnipotence" horseshit? Get your Corbin Dallas Multipass ready assholes, it's a wild ride!

The goal and purpose of this site is plain and simple. To present accurate information during this time of MAPPO to people seeking a higher meaning of existence.

MAPPO is my favorite battling robot of them all! Oh, wait, what the fuck are they talking about? I tried to determine what the hell MAPPO is, but my soul is bleeding from reading this crap. If any of you can figure it out, please let me know.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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