Joy of Art Shop, submitted by V-Jolt. Welcome to graphic hell. Positively insane Christian artist Joyce Guy assails anyone who visits her site with vile design, preachy poetry and confusingly bad artwork. She offers some sort of service where she creates a picture and writes a poem for anyone who pays her a certain amount of money. As you can see by her work below she is worth every penny.

This is a gift you will be proud to give. Suitable for any occasion: Mother's Day, Father's Day, Weddings, Anniversaries, Birthdays, Valentines Day, Graduation, Promotions One of a Kind.

Why heck, that makes perfect sense to me. Joyce Guy is a completely stable human being, evidenced by the fact that she has the good common sense to know that nothing says "Happy Anniversary" like a barnyard collage featuring horribly cut photographs.

Of special interest on her site are the graphic heaven and graphic hell sections. Nothing on her site provides a more clear depiction of her own deep psychosis than these two clipart collages. It would take a trained psychoanalyst decades to unravel the threads of childhood trauma, self loathing, and brain dysfunction balled up into each of these beauties.

Joyce Guy also has a guestbook!

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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