MolliesKewtPage, submitted by Stephen. Sorry folks, I forgot to list "teenage girl websites" under the list of deadly American weapons. This site is so bad that it could easily take out an entire country of terrorists, even without the Comet Cursor.

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Uh, yeah, okay. On second thought, maybe we don't want to throw this at the terrorists. The rest of the civilized world would condemn us for being too harsh and cruel.

PS: There's a guestbook you can sign, but I have no idea why you'd want to sign it or even go there.

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