Submitted by Matthew H.
I wonder if it would have been harder for a young, fat Hulk Hogan to put down the Twinkies if he knew he'd grow up to be a bald, orange joke who's wife will take all his money, kick him out of the house and start fucking their daughter's 19 year old friend.
"look Hogan had a full headÿ of hair as a kid imagine that...."
"heÿ should've whipped out some leg drops on all those assholes laughing at him at all those sporting events.
young hulk hulking up = win"
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A reluctant family is forced to welcome a non-human participant to Thanksgiving dinner.
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