Dr. Mahan's Guide to Stress Reduction in Pregnancy Cartoons, submitted by me!. Some things are funny in a scary way. Other things are scary in a funny way. Dr. Mahan's cartoons are simply scary in a scary way. A really goddamn scary way. I think the purpose of this page is to horrify women into never ever ever ever having sex ever again. I know it worked for me, and I'm not even female! Yet! I think!
"Now my child, listen to your brother."
What the unholy hell?!? What on Earth is anybody supposed to gain from looking at this horrifying creation straight from the devil himself? Why is some beast monster molesting a bear cub while a fat drunk humanoid dog with a toupee lies naked on a tool counter? What's going on? How is this helpful? Why is every single creation on this page scary as all fuck? I blame my nightmares on you, Dr. Mahan, and I demand satisfaction paid in your blood!
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
He was ripped off for True Detective, now Thomas Ligotti is being asked to review Pizza Hut's new Hotdog Pizza Bites.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.