Dr. Mahan's Guide to Stress Reduction in Pregnancy Cartoons, submitted by me!. Some things are funny in a scary way. Other things are scary in a funny way. Dr. Mahan's cartoons are simply scary in a scary way. A really goddamn scary way. I think the purpose of this page is to horrify women into never ever ever ever having sex ever again. I know it worked for me, and I'm not even female! Yet! I think!
"Now my child, listen to your brother."
What the unholy hell?!? What on Earth is anybody supposed to gain from looking at this horrifying creation straight from the devil himself? Why is some beast monster molesting a bear cub while a fat drunk humanoid dog with a toupee lies naked on a tool counter? What's going on? How is this helpful? Why is every single creation on this page scary as all fuck? I blame my nightmares on you, Dr. Mahan, and I demand satisfaction paid in your blood!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.