Dr. Mahan's Guide to Stress Reduction in Pregnancy Cartoons, submitted by me!. Some things are funny in a scary way. Other things are scary in a funny way. Dr. Mahan's cartoons are simply scary in a scary way. A really goddamn scary way. I think the purpose of this page is to horrify women into never ever ever ever having sex ever again. I know it worked for me, and I'm not even female! Yet! I think!

"Now my child, listen to your brother."

What the unholy hell?!? What on Earth is anybody supposed to gain from looking at this horrifying creation straight from the devil himself? Why is some beast monster molesting a bear cub while a fat drunk humanoid dog with a toupee lies naked on a tool counter? What's going on? How is this helpful? Why is every single creation on this page scary as all fuck? I blame my nightmares on you, Dr. Mahan, and I demand satisfaction paid in your blood!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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