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Grown up people and pee and poop and diapers and UGH

"Mark Mark" says what's on his mind and he doesn't care who hears it!

I believe they also use this trick on the Last Call with Carson Daly studio audience.

"rising zan" must have bashed his head into his keyboard hundreds of times to type this post... which doesn't sound like a very bad idea right now. njmjhhjhbkj;lkjllk


"Eric A" is right, we need way more incontinent people hanging around.

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