The Watersports Training Manual, submitted by Justin. Urination is one of the less shocking displeasing fetishes out there, or so I thought, until I checked out this hamdinger of a site featuring an incredibly (horrifingly) thorough guide to "watersports". We're not talking swimming here folks, although somewhere within this huge guide it probably gets into something similar to swimming.

The woman lies on her back with legs apart. The man stands or kneels between her thighs. The man pees as hard as he can, directing his stream onto the woman's clitoris. The man must concentrate on not becoming erect so that his stream is as stimulating to her as he can make it. The woman simply enjoys, touching her yoni if she likes. You will probably want to experiment with standing or kneeling, as different women will have different preferences over how high the stream should come from.

Oh, I neglected to mention that the entire site takes the practice of sexual urination and adds a spiritual spin to it. Some crap about yoni and lingam, trying to Easternize pissing on other people is about as hip and with it as trying to call stabbing someone with a broken bottle a "Chi realignment".

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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