Corin Nemec - A Scientologist, submitted by Nick. All this talk of Spring Break got me thinking about hip young teens...and in the early 90s, who was hipper or younger than Parker Lewis, of the show "Parker Lewis Can't Lose"? Lots of people, but they didn't become stupid Scientologists! Yes, that's right...with his career failing, this actor like soooo many others has fallen prey to L. Ron Hubbard and his doom squad command force.
Then I was introduced to Scientology and its Technique - or Technology - and soon found out about its astonishing relationship with the very Philosophy that had captured my attention from the get-go. I have now found the method I have been searching for all along! And it was right in front of my eyes the whole time! It is the only modern day form of Spiritual Cultivation that I have come across that cuts to the chase and deals directly with the Spiritual Being that exists within every physical being in the Universe and helps it to realize itself and its infinite creative potential. It truely, in every sense of the word, frees up the Spirit and lets it be.
What the fuck did he just say? Holy hell, if for no other reason, I hate Scientologists because you can't understand a fucking word out of their mouth. Also, it looks like Parker Lewis can lose...his SOUL!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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