I'm sure you've heard some idiot describing a celebrity who kinda looks like a combination of other celebrities as, say, "the lovechild of Dolph Lundgren and Nick Nolte." And given that you're reading this on the Internet, you probably had a pedantic response like "it's obviously impossible for a same-sex couple to produce offspring in such a fashion, and even if they could, they would have been 12 years old when the child was conceived, and furthermore -" Well, let me stop you right there, Dr. Giggles, because technology now enables all sorts of genetic alchemy, and the SA Forum Goons are going to take full advantage! First, though, they'll make some Photoshops.
If that boy isn't willing to shoot his laser and get you that carbon, he's not worth your time.
REFORMED HOG - Former member of the swine family, has now agreed to behave like a proper dog. Free to patient home willing to overlook physical defects. 555-2519
Available in Large, which is actually a Medium stretched out to appear bigger.
If you're in a tight spot, this is going to be really helpful (I'M JOKING. I'M KIDDING AROUND)
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