I'm sure you've heard some idiot describing a celebrity who kinda looks like a combination of other celebrities as, say, "the lovechild of Dolph Lundgren and Nick Nolte." And given that you're reading this on the Internet, you probably had a pedantic response like "it's obviously impossible for a same-sex couple to produce offspring in such a fashion, and even if they could, they would have been 12 years old when the child was conceived, and furthermore -" Well, let me stop you right there, Dr. Giggles, because technology now enables all sorts of genetic alchemy, and the SA Forum Goons are going to take full advantage! First, though, they'll make some Photoshops.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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