RS Technology, submitted by Matthew. Doubtfully useful computer device for the handicapped is made even more dubious by a horrible web site, tacky ads, spelling errors, and a Ron Popeil style sales pitch.
AS SEEN ON TV! Introducing the New Thumball Joystick-MouseTM Some say that it will allow Christopher Reeves to surf the web and chat with his fans as soon as his right thumb starts moving....
Yeah, as soon as this patient gets better our product will work for them! As soon as Magic Johnson stops having AIDS these antibiotics will work on him!
I don't doubt that this COULD be a worthwhile product, and there's nothing wrong with making Internet devices for the handicapped, but this site is horrible and stinks of scam. If or when I am unable to use the Internet normally I don't want to be assisted in using it with devices AS SEEN ON TV.
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