Something Awful, submitted by Everybody who thinks they're witty and clever. Hey! This site is Something Awful alright! Man, their name sure is fitting! They are "Something Awful"!!! HAR HAR HAR YUK YUK DROOOOOOOL! I mean, the webmaster wrote an update on Saturday about proposing to his girlfriend, the future Emily "Integral" Kyanka! What a dork! It sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!!! HAWWWW HAWWWRRRR HARRR DURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.