Something Awful, submitted by Everybody who thinks they're witty and clever. Hey! This site is Something Awful alright! Man, their name sure is fitting! They are "Something Awful"!!! HAR HAR HAR YUK YUK DROOOOOOOL! I mean, the webmaster wrote an update on Saturday about proposing to his girlfriend, the future Emily "Integral" Kyanka! What a dork! It sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!!! HAWWWW HAWWWRRRR HARRR DURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.