Something Awful, submitted by Everybody who thinks they're witty and clever. Hey! This site is Something Awful alright! Man, their name sure is fitting! They are "Something Awful"!!! HAR HAR HAR YUK YUK DROOOOOOOL! I mean, the webmaster wrote an update on Saturday about proposing to his girlfriend, the future Emily "Integral" Kyanka! What a dork! It sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!!! HAWWWW HAWWWRRRR HARRR DURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.