Something Awful, submitted by Everybody who thinks they're witty and clever. Hey! This site is Something Awful alright! Man, their name sure is fitting! They are "Something Awful"!!! HAR HAR HAR YUK YUK DROOOOOOOL! I mean, the webmaster wrote an update on Saturday about proposing to his girlfriend, the future Emily "Integral" Kyanka! What a dork! It sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!!! HAWWWW HAWWWRRRR HARRR DURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.