Something Awful, submitted by Everybody who thinks they're witty and clever. Hey! This site is Something Awful alright! Man, their name sure is fitting! They are "Something Awful"!!! HAR HAR HAR YUK YUK DROOOOOOOL! I mean, the webmaster wrote an update on Saturday about proposing to his girlfriend, the future Emily "Integral" Kyanka! What a dork! It sure is SOMETHING AWFUL!!! HAWWWW HAWWWRRRR HARRR DURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.