Tomorrow in the Webcam Ward, Steve "Khad" Grant & Michael "Slowbeef" Sawyer will provide Mean Gene-caliber color commentary during riveting video of an actual Backyard Wrestling Association bout. This Awful Link serves as the undercard to Saturday's Main Event, introducing you to one of the competitors and subjecting you to BWA fan art.
See THE TERROR in action, Saturday, Saturday, Saturday at the Webcam Ward!
Sadly, THE FRANK will not be involved.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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