Poor Diversity Lane. Not only did her crazy liberal family give her a stupid name, but also they talk about feminism right in front of her, welcome Muslims to the neighborhood, and force her brother to befriend a black. If she weren't a right-wing God-fearer who undoubtedly considers suicide a sin, she'd probably kill herself to escape the madness.
The hard-hitting political commentary doesn't stop with the comics. Creator Zack Rawsthorne gives each panel a groundbreaking title such as "Universal HealthScare," "We The Sheeple" and "Armed Robamary." All this provocative mockery will surely reduce liberals to abject depression, thus causing them to lose their jobs, which will lead to them draining on society and eventually siphoning money from Rawsthorne's paycheck. Even when liberals lose, they win!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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