Poor Diversity Lane. Not only did her crazy liberal family give her a stupid name, but also they talk about feminism right in front of her, welcome Muslims to the neighborhood, and force her brother to befriend a black. If she weren't a right-wing God-fearer who undoubtedly considers suicide a sin, she'd probably kill herself to escape the madness.
The hard-hitting political commentary doesn't stop with the comics. Creator Zack Rawsthorne gives each panel a groundbreaking title such as "Universal HealthScare," "We The Sheeple" and "Armed Robamary." All this provocative mockery will surely reduce liberals to abject depression, thus causing them to lose their jobs, which will lead to them draining on society and eventually siphoning money from Rawsthorne's paycheck. Even when liberals lose, they win!
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.