"I soon discovered that the true miracle of Macromedia Flash was that I could make these cartoons all by myself."
This is not a manta ray.Thanks so much, Macromedia Flash. If it weren't for you, Apocalypse Cartoons animator Dean Packis could not have created "Cumbersnatch," the wordless story of two amphibian penises that gulp water from a stream, slither up a phallic rock, and tend to the egg-hatched baby penis to which they give birth. These lumbering penisaurs nibble blue fruit from a tree, then bird-feed their infant by regurgitating the fruit's white innards, which in turn spreads the gagging to viewers. Eventually, and perhaps inevitably, Penis, Jr. graphically conjoins with a flying vagina.
These are not turtles.Obviously, this sounds pretty terrible, but I assure you Packis' other offerings are somehow much worse. "Cumbersnatch" seems like a fucking Fantasia masterpiece compared to "Father Tucker, The Child Fucker" and "Premie Petey, The Living Abortion." When someone can honestly tell you "Hey buddy, stick with drawing anthropomorphic dick families, it's what you do best," it's probably time to find a new hobby.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.