I invited your regular ALOD writer Daryl "Fucking" Hall to write a promo blurb about The Best of NaNoWriMo, the Tumblr he compiles along with Löwenäffchen and fellow SA contributor Satellite High. But it seems he's too busy responding to/basking in coverage from Gawker and the A/V Club to promote his site so the press could learn about it! I picked out some of my favorite screencaps but pretty much everything they grabbed from the NaNoWriMo forums is golden! (Not to be confused with this weird NaNoWriMo-related "golden mustache" thing that apparently exists!)
"hehehe yeah i found that one," DFH told me during the brief interview I was granted.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.