I invited your regular ALOD writer Daryl "Fucking" Hall to write a promo blurb about The Best of NaNoWriMo, the Tumblr he compiles along with Löwenäffchen and fellow SA contributor Satellite High. But it seems he's too busy responding to/basking in coverage from Gawker and the A/V Club to promote his site so the press could learn about it! I picked out some of my favorite screencaps but pretty much everything they grabbed from the NaNoWriMo forums is golden! (Not to be confused with this weird NaNoWriMo-related "golden mustache" thing that apparently exists!)
"hehehe yeah i found that one," DFH told me during the brief interview I was granted.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.