I invited your regular ALOD writer Daryl "Fucking" Hall to write a promo blurb about The Best of NaNoWriMo, the Tumblr he compiles along with Löwenäffchen and fellow SA contributor Satellite High. But it seems he's too busy responding to/basking in coverage from Gawker and the A/V Club to promote his site so the press could learn about it! I picked out some of my favorite screencaps but pretty much everything they grabbed from the NaNoWriMo forums is golden! (Not to be confused with this weird NaNoWriMo-related "golden mustache" thing that apparently exists!)
"hehehe yeah i found that one," DFH told me during the brief interview I was granted.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.