Clown sites always look loud and obnoxious, which makes sense, I guess. It's like the Web design is a giant prop flower squirting water in your eyes. However, Clown Around Ent. offers more to mock than mere rainbow-hued ugliness. For example, the company offers various characters for party rental, but it doesn't really want to shell out licensing fees, so meet the completely original creations Man, Iron, and Women! Clown Around Ent. uniquely interprets its slogan "turning ordinary into extraordinary" to mean "making normal things look much, much worse."
For a few hundred dollars, you can deliver a Crunk Squad to your children! (With three extra crunkers for only $50, the "Crunk Squad 6" package is sure to delight the value-conscious crunk connoisseur.) Clown Around Ent. also offers "Adult Parties," which, fortunately, are not what you might fear.
Your lair. Maybe you lure victims to it, maybe you hide in it between killings, or maybe you haunt it 24/7 because you’re tragically confined by a curse. Whatever the situation, for most of us monsters, a living/un-living space is an important part of our identities. In this column, Monstergeddon award winners share their lair tips and techniques!
Works great on my child, who hasn't barked at all for as long as she's worn the apparatus. When she turns three, we will remove it for a trial period.
Try not to break your console while I try not to break my cyber brain.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.