Crowolf Designs (thanks Reene) - Crowolf makes money by creating portraits for rpg players' characters. What's his secret to making memorable art? Finding photos of random people (mostly pornstars), adding ye olde clothing to them, throwing a unicorn or a dragon or rainbow in the background, and cranking the Photoshop filter "Unnecessary" to its highest setting.
Wait a second, that guy looks familiar. Is that....?
Nahhh. Can't be.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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