Crowolf Designs (thanks Reene) - Crowolf makes money by creating portraits for rpg players' characters. What's his secret to making memorable art? Finding photos of random people (mostly pornstars), adding ye olde clothing to them, throwing a unicorn or a dragon or rainbow in the background, and cranking the Photoshop filter "Unnecessary" to its highest setting.
Wait a second, that guy looks familiar. Is that....?
Nahhh. Can't be.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.