Conservapedia (thanks MarvinMouse) - You might have been under the impression that Wikipedia is the free encyclopedia run by a kingdom of maladjusted nerds with superiority complexes, but you'd be wrong: it's a liberal wonderland bent on oppressing christians and conservatives. That article about what hat Snorlax wore in epsiode 322 of Pokemon wasn't giving Republicans a fair shake and thus Conservapedia was born.
Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of "political correctness".
Hooray! Just what the world needed, an encyclopedia that gives you the truth you want to hear! I guess that darn Wikipedia was just too darn accurate what with its articles about "President George Ballface Washington" and "Oprah FUCKFUCKFUCK Winfrey". Although I bet the article discussion pages on Conservapedia will be pretty hilarious.
I love America the most! - Texascowboy_lonestar (talk)
No, I love America the most! USA! USA! - Baldeagle1776 (talk)
At least it won't include epic arguments about maintaining a neutral point of view. That is eliminated by the site's mission statement.
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Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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