Fixed Earth (thanks Nowhere Girl) - Ever wondered whether or not the earth is actually rotating? No, of course you never wondered that, because you're not retarded and/or crazy.

The fine geniuses over at Fixed Earth have wondered that and much more. Their theories on the earth are wonderful and have that same endearing stubbornness you see in a lower primate trying to force a plastic block through a circular hole.
the hovering globe

"An electromagnet and computerized sensor hidden in its display stand cause the Earth to levitate motionlessly in the air."

Could God have engineered something like that for the real Earth?

The Bible and all real evidence confirms that this is precisely what He did, and indeed:

The Earth is not rotating...nor is it going around the sun.

The theory of the magnetic display stand globe is just one of many insane theories put forward over at Fixed Earth. Be sure to check out their hilarious "What If?" section in which they offer a number of totally plausible scenarios.

WHAT IF - Kepler's mother was a witch and he was raised a warlock assigned to bump Brahe off (HERE), wreck his work, steal his records, and twist them to promote Copernicanism and help pave the way for evolutionism (which he wrote about 250 years before Darwin)? (HERE, pp.1,2)

Ah, to be able to just believe whatever you can imagine. I envy these people.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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