Have you ever wondered what your favorite female celebrities (like Sandy Duncan, Pam Dawber, or E!'s Jules Asner) would look like underwater? Well, you're in some fancy kinda luck today, kid, because I've found the PERFECT site for you!

Sandy Duncan: Submerged
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