Prospective members of the exclusive Gay Longhair community must fulfill several requirements. First, the applicants must be homosexuals, which removes any "Happy Hippie" ambiguity from the site's name. Secondly, their manes must cascade luxuriantly over the shoulders, as illustrated in the "Definition of Longhair" diagrams:
Clearly, only the finest specimens of hirsute manhood survive Gay Longhair's rigorous review process.
A broadcasting legend pleads with the world of the living.
The human anatomy is home to more than three hundred organs. Doctors and chocolatiers agree that the vast majority of these revolting lumps of tissue serve little to no function. If you find yourself standing in a long line or stuck at the airport waiting for a delayed flight, consider taking a few minutes to remove the following from your person.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.