A couple months ago, SA Forum Goon El Gran Poco came up with the fine idea of supplementing celebrity photos with olfactorily curious dogs. Several years earlier, CatGirls Club devised the infinitely stupider concept of attaching cats to topless models. "Unwilling to have babies and ruin their sexy figures, they give their cats all their motherly attention," teases the site's front page. "Cats dine on these bitch's warm breastmilk!"
Unfortunately for the freaks who actually want to see women suckling animals, and (relatively) fortunately for the rest of humanity, the images are intentionally crude fakes. Even by adult-site standards, CatGirls Club is too shitty to satisfy any real fetishists, but this Photoshop butchery isn't funny enough to justify the mind-boggingly vast galleries.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.