A couple months ago, SA Forum Goon El Gran Poco came up with the fine idea of supplementing celebrity photos with olfactorily curious dogs. Several years earlier, CatGirls Club devised the infinitely stupider concept of attaching cats to topless models. "Unwilling to have babies and ruin their sexy figures, they give their cats all their motherly attention," teases the site's front page. "Cats dine on these bitch's warm breastmilk!"
Unfortunately for the freaks who actually want to see women suckling animals, and (relatively) fortunately for the rest of humanity, the images are intentionally crude fakes. Even by adult-site standards, CatGirls Club is too shitty to satisfy any real fetishists, but this Photoshop butchery isn't funny enough to justify the mind-boggingly vast galleries.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.