Stevie Nicks has endured cocaine addiction, tranquilizer dependency, and a freakish gypsy-witch wardrobe, so she's better equipped than most people to handle the revelation that she's "inspiring" Johanna Pieterman's fruity airbrushed-van-caliber paintings. Still, it must be somewhat disturbing to see your disembodied head floating next to a wolf boyfriend, or posing in front of a flag with an angry eagle perched on what should be your shoulder, or ultimately being flanked by both jealous animal lovers. Then again, that's probably just like the Fleetwood Mac days.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.