Stevie Nicks has endured cocaine addiction, tranquilizer dependency, and a freakish gypsy-witch wardrobe, so she's better equipped than most people to handle the revelation that she's "inspiring" Johanna Pieterman's fruity airbrushed-van-caliber paintings. Still, it must be somewhat disturbing to see your disembodied head floating next to a wolf boyfriend, or posing in front of a flag with an angry eagle perched on what should be your shoulder, or ultimately being flanked by both jealous animal lovers. Then again, that's probably just like the Fleetwood Mac days.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.