Stevie Nicks has endured cocaine addiction, tranquilizer dependency, and a freakish gypsy-witch wardrobe, so she's better equipped than most people to handle the revelation that she's "inspiring" Johanna Pieterman's fruity airbrushed-van-caliber paintings. Still, it must be somewhat disturbing to see your disembodied head floating next to a wolf boyfriend, or posing in front of a flag with an angry eagle perched on what should be your shoulder, or ultimately being flanked by both jealous animal lovers. Then again, that's probably just like the Fleetwood Mac days.
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.