Stevie Nicks has endured cocaine addiction, tranquilizer dependency, and a freakish gypsy-witch wardrobe, so she's better equipped than most people to handle the revelation that she's "inspiring" Johanna Pieterman's fruity airbrushed-van-caliber paintings. Still, it must be somewhat disturbing to see your disembodied head floating next to a wolf boyfriend, or posing in front of a flag with an angry eagle perched on what should be your shoulder, or ultimately being flanked by both jealous animal lovers. Then again, that's probably just like the Fleetwood Mac days.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.