GodTube (Thanks Frumpium) - It's late and I'm tired. I'm going to let the video do the work for me.
Go ahead and watch that and come find me after it's over. I'll be finding a rope and testing if my ceiling fan is strong enough to support the whole of my body weight. Goodnight, fellas.
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