GodTube (Thanks Frumpium) - It's late and I'm tired. I'm going to let the video do the work for me.
Go ahead and watch that and come find me after it's over. I'll be finding a rope and testing if my ceiling fan is strong enough to support the whole of my body weight. Goodnight, fellas.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.