GodTube (Thanks Frumpium) - It's late and I'm tired. I'm going to let the video do the work for me.
Go ahead and watch that and come find me after it's over. I'll be finding a rope and testing if my ceiling fan is strong enough to support the whole of my body weight. Goodnight, fellas.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.