GodTube (Thanks Frumpium) - It's late and I'm tired. I'm going to let the video do the work for me.
Go ahead and watch that and come find me after it's over. I'll be finding a rope and testing if my ceiling fan is strong enough to support the whole of my body weight. Goodnight, fellas.
Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.