Christian Goth, submitted by OsamaBonJovi. Christian Goth is a site that has served the "ChristianGothic" community with the gospel of Jesus Christ for nine years. I know this because of this logo, which is plastered prominently on the site alongside a number of animated gifs and maybe the ugliest background I've ever seen:
In case you are interested in becoming a Christian Goth but you don't know how to start, the site also offers advice like this:
The proper Christian Goth attire? Today when you put on that black outfit, black makeup, black shoes and combed your black hair, did you remember to put on the "Armor of God"? No Christian Goth should start the day without it! It is so often forgotten in the mad rush to start the day, but is oh so important.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
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