PetitionOnline - Let's just assume for a minute that petitions mean anything at all, which they don't, and that they are capable of having an impact on the real world, which they never will. By collecting signatures on the internet, what little importance they had is completely eradicated.
Let's say you get five thousand signatures to, I don't know, stop AIDS or have Fox cancel Family Guy again because you made a horrible mistake by wishing it would come back in the first place. Five thousand people. Sounds impressive, right? On this very internet, five thousand people are currently downloading Elf Bowling. In the past hour, five thousand people clicked that messed-up thumbnail picture of a three foot long prosthetic penis with blood all over it on a porn TGP gallery. Five thousand people are in this horrible site's forums right now.
Not that great of an accomplishment after all, is it?
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.